I’m shitfaced and angry and probably gonna say mean stuff to people tonight and I don’t even care

melaminerosy:

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

This sort of thing makes me feel so fucking sick to my stomach

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

A message from Anonymous


Ur so lucky, it must be nice dating a musician and hving songs an shit about you and cute lil melodies sung to you and stuff

Yeah, I imagine it would be pretty nice.

What the fuck am I even doing with my life

nostalgiaunicorn:

So looks like tumblr sucks and deleted my original post, I’ll try this one more time and if they delete it I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry for everyone who entered before, but here are the rules again…

TSUM TSUM GIVEAWAY!!!!

I haven’t done a giveaway in a long time so decided to do this one!

FIRST PLACE: One large tsum of choice, and five small tsum tsums of choice.

SECOND PLACE: One medium tsum of choice, and three small tsum tsums of choice.

THIRD PLACE: Five small tsum tsums of choice.

All prizes depend on what disneystore.com currently has in stock when contest is over.

RULES:

  • MUST be following me. This is a thank you for all my lovely followers! I will check.
  • Reblogs ONLY, likes do not count. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • MUST have your ask box OPEN. If you do not respond within three days of me contacting you, I will pick a new winner.
  • WILL ship worldwide!

END DATE: Octocber 29, 5 PM eastern time

I will use random.org to pick the three winners!

Good luck!!

malformalady:

Twenty-five glass eyes, XXth century

malformalady:

Twenty-five glass eyes, XXth century

kurotokyo:

It’s time for another Giveaway! I know I’m cutting it kind of close considering Halloween in next Friday but who doesn’t like free stuff?!

This giveaway features these awesome candles and potion bottles which you can learn to make in my YouTube video HERE. *It’s my first one so don’t expect some pro-type shit lol*

There will be two winners!

  • 1st place gets to choose 2 candles and 2 potion bottles.
  • Second place winner will get the 1 candle and the 2 potion bottles that remains.

Rules:

  1. Go check out my youtube channel! (I’ve been getting tons of messages about how I make my cosplays and I plan on adding tons of HOW TO videos!)
  2. Reblog as many times as you’d like!
  3. You don’t have to be following me
  4. You must be able to give me your full name and address otherwise I will get the package sent back to me
  5. Must live in the USA (sorry I have no money for international shipping)
  6. Must be an active blog/ no giveaway blogs!
  7. If you are chosen as the winner you have 24 hours to respond to me!

Giveaway ends October 29th, 2014 at 11:00PM (PST)

A message from Anonymous


"Vitamin r(omance) deficiency" oh my god that tag was gold, but sorry you're not getting what you want or whatever

Thanks I guess?

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust